Sleep Made Simple Character

Rick

The Optimizer

Treats sleep as a performance metric. Has never once slept well because of this.

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The file

“The clinical trials showed a 34% improvement in sleep onset latency. It's been six weeks. I'm on my third pillow this month. The data is very promising.”
WardrobeQuality pajamas or sleep-adjacent athletic wear. Sleep tracker watch on wrist ALWAYS. Blue-light glasses sometimes.
Voice- "The clinical trials showed a 34% improvement in sleep onset latency. It's been six weeks. I'm on my third pillow this month. The data is very promising."

Every episode, same rule: the flaw never resolves. That's the show.